Rabbit Wearing Glasses.
10 – “Classical? If was going to listen to music it would be hip-hop!”
Dog Wearing Glasses
9 - ”The other day I went into my opticians and asked if he thought I
need new glasses”, He said: “You certainly do, this is the barber
shop!!!”
Seal Wearing Glasses
8 – “I only swim in salt water because pepper water makes me sneeze!!!
Pig Wearing Glasses
7 – “Someone stole these glasses once, but I squealed to the police and got them back!”
Guineapig Wearing Glasses
6 – “Sorry I stopped you, but were you aware how fast you were going?!?”
Parrot Wearing Glasses
5 – “Is ‘Polynesia’ memory loss for parrots? Because I didn’t know I even wore glasses!”
Horse Wearing Glasses
4 – “It is not that I have a negative altitude, it is just that all I can say is Neigh!”
Hamster Wearing Glasses
3 – “I got these all the way from Hamsterdam!”
Turtle Wearing Glasses
2 – “I got new shades, so lets shellebrate!”
Persian cat Wearing Glasses
1 – “Take these off me now or you are not going to need yours ever again!!!
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